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Sinitech
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Impact is imminent

Posted by Sinitech - August 17th, 2010


Stand by for my finale.

Editburgers: Be here this Wednesday to either see something amazing, or my demise.

Either way, fun for the whole family. Bring your kids.


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I already know that this is going to be as anti-climactic as my sex life.

Carry on.

You might be surprised.

This will likely result in my death.

You'd be surprised at the things you could live through. They said I couldn't live through a lot of different things. Like when I said I'd lite my crotch on fire. And when to bike across the country. And the time i claimed I was going to watch the Starwars Holiday Special. And after they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said I was going to be a heroin addict. Or when I did none of those things... oh wait, that's why I'm not dead.

I suck at self-destruction. I can't do anything right.

I remember when I lit the Starwars Holiday Special on fire.

It was a glorious day in our home.

Just don't be all Heero Yuy on us and blow the fuck up but not die.

Oh, there will lots of blowing.

I'm gonna assume the other three are Oscar Wilde, Caligula and Ian Curtis.

All three are way off.

I'm also going to guess that at least one of those celebrities is the Kool Aid Man. How else could a discharge break through a wall? Unless some of it was constructed from the left-overs of The Bismark battleship.

Close, but no cigar.

LEAD US. SHADOW CHILD. SOILED BY YOUR FAITH IN DISGUISE. SHADOW SIDE. REFLECTING THE EYES.

Dickbutt?

When are we going to do some Awesometech 2?

Probably never, actually.

With your hot busy ass.

Send me a funky beat to work with, get creative with it, switch it up, make it longer than Awesometech, and I'll fuck around with it, and shoot my load all over your face, I-I mean, shoot your load all over my face and send it to you via AIM.

Anything to get our creative juices flowing, amirite?

poopcorn

Edible Garlic Fireworks!!! That's... HORRIBLE. Stickman... I love you like my brother... actually, scratch that. I hate my brother... I don't hod you in an complete wave of contempt, however I do not like your taste in stuff, and things.

sorry dudes.