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Manrod University
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Joined on 8/14/05
Posted by Sinitech - June 8th, 2010
I have super jizz.
If my ceiling was made out of wet drywall, I would've blown cock snot right through it.
Unfortunately, my ceiling is made of some kind of plaster, or so I assume, so you can guess what happened next.
That's right.
I caught it in my mouth.
So that's why you have a lazy eye.
It's not lazy! It's just.. Taking a rest.
Well it needs to get with the fucking program, I never know which eye to look into when we make fuck.
Just look at the headboard. It's what I do.
you're a man of many talents... and none of them are useful.
Are you kidding?
When the giant cocks invade, you guys are all going to be covered in jizz, while I'm safe and sound.
It's not as tastey as you guys think.
But it's not BAD.
Right, but it's not GOOD either...you could eat jizz, OR you could get more protein by eating a steak with the added benefit of it not tasting like SINISPUNK.
Also, who do you take me for, Edward Norton in Fight Club? I want goddamn eye contact when we bump uglies. Either wear an eye-patch or wear something that presents the illusion of unbreaking dead-staring...gets me hot.
Steak blows ass.
I'll wear those gag glasses with the big googly eyes attached to springs.
This explains everything. EVERYTHING!!!
Everything what?
Why all the people you have sex with end up dead.
That's right!
I've never put two and two together, but that DOES explain it all!
But I'm not dead and Sinitech had sex wi-
It must have just now reached his brain.
how can a millimeter long penis shoot so powerfully
IDKLOL
Why does it have a "made in china" sticker on it?
It was manufactured by Hasbro.
Can it transform?
Btw, hey guys. I'm a zombie now, lol
no lol
I mean um...BRAINS.
(By that, I mean gimme some 'brain....it's slang for OCCUPY MY DICK WITH YOUR NOISE HOLE.)
nothx
Guys, all it does is bruise and stain. You'd be better with a paintball gun.
Bruise and stain?!
Someone is forgetting about the hole in her cheek.
I listen to super jazz. It's so pretentious it will melt your brain.
Well that explains a lot.
You'd think it would explain a lot... but really it just explains why my dick was blown clean off at a riotous strip mall. Best damn night of my life... as well as the worst.
Why, might I ask, were you at a strip mall in the first place?
How am I supposed to remember? I was drunk as an oxford student and high off my tits!!!
Tits or GTFO.
Tats or got the flux south. How does it feel to be redundantly clever? HUH!!!
But...
Uhh....
HAha... no one will be able to break my code now! and so my plan comes to fruition.
Does it involve a bag of dicks?
giv m superjiz
thenewbies
Mm, SO TASTY!
Sinitech
Not really.