I may or may not be a murderer.
I don't do anything here.
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Manrod; Motherfucker
Manrod University
Tennessee
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So... I see you stabbed a paint can. how'd that work out for you?
Actually, his name was Mike. He had sickle-cell anemia.
A psychic sidekick perhaps. But a sidekick for whom. WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!!
I don't work for anyone.
In fact, you all work for me.
You just haven't realized it, yet.
I saw that plot twist coming from a mile away. Also I don't eat sandwiches, only people.
Son of a bitch.
I can not possibly be that predictable.
Who am I? M. Night Shyamalan?
It's all coming together now... just like a sandwich! YOU SEE!!! IT ALL GOES BACK TO SANDWICHES!!!
I... I see... sandwiches. O-O AAAAAAAH!!!
It's about time to release the gerbil.
GERBIL OF PAIN BITCH!!! HUH, GOOD GAWD!!! HAZZAHK!!!
Wat.
WHAT IS THIS?
We had snuff plans, Squishy! SNUFF!
Your mom wasn't feeling it, so I had to go solo.
U herd me, I'm takin' out the trash... than doing the dishes. Because if I don't my house will get filthy filthy.
I took out some trash, once.
Her name was Mary O'Mally.
Put her body in the dumpster behind a McDonald's.
but... but... I'm Mary O'Mally. Oh, wait... yes I am definately chopped up, in several differant garbage bags and in a dumpster... though, I'm not sure if it's by a McDonald's, wait, ...yeah this is definately a McDonald's dumpster. There is a creepy red haired clown in here as well.
And it all comes to a close. No wait... it all comes to a cloths. Wait... yeah, the first one was better...
The clown wasn't my doing, you can blame that one on Grimace.
Oh I will blame Grimace... I'll blame him for all of it. MUAHAHAHA!!!
Don't forget that I know where you live, son.
It's all a conspiracy, they're all after you. They know what you've done man! RUN! It's not safe here anymore! the only way tto keep safe is to keep moving.
What?
I've been doing that the whole time.
You must not be referring to me.
Pfft. You wouldn't hurt a fly, or Jeff Goldblum as THE fly.
*swats fly*
Obama style, bitch.
Obama style? What did you do, get the fly into more debt than he could ever fathom paying off?
I punched it by making a fist shape with my dick.
Only problem is we've been in that kind of debt for years. So we might as well just nuke the entire planet... that's the platform I'll be running on during my campiegn to the presidency.
I'd vote for you, but I don't vote.
You must have a lot of dick-fat in order to make the rolls resemble a fist.
You disgust me.
My dick is the exact size and shape as your head.
...Pics or it never happened.
This is not /b/.
I shall not deliver.
Boss
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