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Keanu Reeves as a pornstar.
I can also picture it, unfortunately.
Keanu working at a grocery store.
You make a flash about these things.
memfis ipud
UDop.
I ordered an iTod Pouch and right now it's in Memphis, Tennis Sea.
So I was wondering if you had anything to do with that.
I'm rubbing it all over my testicles, right now.
Keanu Reeves as an ultrasonographist.
Keanu Reeves as an astrophysicist.
I think I'm getting an ear infection...
Also Keanu Reeves as Keanu Reeves. The part he was born to play.
I hear you can cure an ear infection by jamming a pencil as far into your eye socket as you can. I've never tried it myself, but I hear good things.
AND THEN THERE WERE CHUCKLEBERRIES.
Keanu Reeves as Robert Pattinson in Twilight.
Keanu Reeves as Niel Armstrong.
*steps onto the moon*
"..Whoa."
Keanu Reeves as Goku.
"Ka. Meh. Ha. Meh. Haaa..."
Starring Shia Labouf as Gohan.
"Um-er-ahh-s-ss-s-s-sSUPER SAIYAN!? Oh my God...Oh my God, myDad'sASuperSaiyanHolyCow. H-h-hh-h-h-HOW AM I GOING TO BEAT THESE GUYS!?"
And Michael Cera's captivating performance as Piccolo.
"Well...y'know we Nameks are just kind of pretty easy going guys usually.....so um...I'll just stay to the sidelines until you guys need me or whatever. *continues to act awkwardly while Indie music plays*"
Best. Movie. Ever.
Galneda
Keanu Reeves as a shakespearean actor?
Sinitech
I can picture it.