Sometimes I wonder if I've completely lost my mind. But I shrug off the worry and continue sticking fried pork into all the outlits in my house.
I don't do anything here.
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Manrod University
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Sometimes I wonder if I've completely lost my mind. But I shrug off the worry and continue sticking fried pork into all the outlits in my house.
If you're crazy, Barack Obama is black.
Kenya Bros sucked...if that piece of trash can rake in a Daily 1st and a Weekly award, then goddammit I'm going to do the same.
I haven't even seen it. I rarely pay attention to the flash portal these days, unless someone links me something.
My hand is a man playing the trombone, your argument is invalid.
<a href="http://hyperactive.ytmnd.com/">http://hyperactive.ytmnd.com/</a>
I am in love.
Figures you'd find a hand attractive. After all it's the only source of loving you've ever known.
That's one of those things where it's funny because it's true.
Happy HalloWEERRRGGHHHH
[insert picture of old guy having heart attack]
My sides hurt from laughing!
Yay!
What'd you do for Halloween? I saw local bands, drank beer, played pool, and did this all dressed as Burger King Diamond.
I rubbed my wedding sausage to furry porn instead of regular porn.
I'm hardcore, mother fucker.
I'm guessing that the video is portraying how you plan on spending your weekend.
That is exactly how I spent my weekend.
But only in my imagination. In the real world, I sat around on NG and drew dicks.
You ready for the widescreen layout update?
I wasn't aware there was going to be such a thing.
Shit would be so cash. My monitor is at 1920 x 1080 resolution.
If you want to play cuntball first you need some balls and than you need a cunt. Well, since you have neither I'm afraid explaining it wouldn't really help you.
So Sinitech, how are those drawings of dicks coming along? I expect them to be on my desk by tomorrow morning. Or you're losing your health benefits. Does a bone saw count as health benefits?
Yhsyro jpro?
Whoa, I fucked that up.
hahh wtf!?,...
Indeed, good sir. Indeed.
I fuck the cobwebs on the shelf...
...when I'm alone I fuck myself!
I fuck slowly...slowly...
Slowly-getting faster,
Once I've started fucking
It's really hard to stop- HAHA
Faster...faster...
It is so exciting...
I COULD FUCK FOREVER.
FUCK UNTIL I DROP- HAHA
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1234, 1234, 12-I LOVE FUCKING, YES! IT'S REALLY HARD TO STOP- OH YEAASSSSSAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!11aaauuughghh h......
...*whew*...get that shit outta here wit dem Menthol's.
What the fuck is this bullshit.
I was pretty baked when I wrote that...it seemed a lot funnier at the time.
Son, I am disappoint.
your own, personal, Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers, someone whose there!
They sampled one of the covers of that song. Not sure if it was Johnny Cash, Gravity Kills, Marylin Manson who who the fuck it was since over nine thousand people covered the song. But the original was Depeche Mode.
Just thought I'd share that information.
Alright.
I'll rock your cock like a pocket man-clock.
What's a pocket man-clock?
How would you gauge the amount of apathy you've been feeling lately?
On a scale of one to ten I'd give myself a FOUR
You were expecting me to say a larger number that doesn't fit into the scale I created for comic relief.
But you were wrong.
The ban <a href="<a href="http://iamatroll.newgrounds.com/">http://iamatroll.newgrounds.com/</a>">IAMTROLL</a> movement! This has to stop! Help by banning him and warning others about him! The world will be a better place! ;)
<a href="<a href="http://blam-bot.newgrounds.com/news/post/537887">http://blam-bot.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/537887</a>">IAMTROLL</a>
What, you're NOT resorting to cliches for your answers! This is unacceptable!!! I am so enraged right now, you wouldn't believe how enraged I am!
If by "enraged" you mean "aroused", I'd imagine quite a bit.
I'll fuck with that blam-bot kid in his news post comments if y'all will.
Sounds kind of gay, brah.
NeverHundred
Yeah, well... you managed to get over one hundred comments in your news post, that has to count for something. I can only dream of getting that many news post comments in one of my posts. That's how little I've accomplished, when trivial shit like that seems like an achievement.
Also not one of us can trust a word you say... for all we know you're a university professor... of, memeology. or as I like to call it, meme-LOL-ogy. And this is all some grand experiment that you're going to write a super awesome thesis on and become even more rich, famous and successful. And that's how you plan to rule the world... because who ever controls the memes controls the universe... or, uh... cyberspace? or, no wait... rats, the correct answer is definitely rats. or maybe it is the universe... OR MAYBE it is a RAT UNIVERSE. were the rats are the universe... hence the name.
Sinitech (Updated )
Half of the comments are mine, and if there's one thing you can take my word for, it's the fact that I've managed to do absolutely nothing my whole life.
Maybe that's an accomplishment.