You'd be surprised at the things you could live through. They said I couldn't live through a lot of different things. Like when I said I'd lite my crotch on fire. And when to bike across the country. And the time i claimed I was going to watch the Starwars Holiday Special. And after they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said I was going to be a heroin addict. Or when I did none of those things... oh wait, that's why I'm not dead.
I suck at self-destruction. I can't do anything right.
NeverHundred
I already know that this is going to be as anti-climactic as my sex life.
Carry on.
Sinitech
You might be surprised.
This will likely result in my death.