Someone call Judge Dredd! He should be nine years old by now!
I don't do anything here.
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Manrod; Motherfucker
Manrod University
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He has AIDS now.
I said come...on...Fhqwhgads said come on Fhqwhgads. Everybody to the limit, Sinitech is to the limit, EVERYBODY COME ON FHQWHGADS!
FHQWHGADS
Can I get my nailclippers back? I don't care how many calluses you have to cut off of your penis!
No!
Like a Ghost in Starcraft, "I'm gone..."
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED STARCRAFT.
There. I said it.
*gasp* D:
"GIMME SOMETHIN' TO SHOOT"
You are not a space marine.
Why don't you go make like a fat Overlord and slide down a goddamn cliff, tentacles flaying the land behind you as you skid.
Because that sounds like too much work, and I'd much rather sit here and eat Cheetos.
Were you on the computer?
Nope.
Were you indoors?
Yes.
Were you in your own house?
Indeed.
Were you in the kitchen?
I was!
Were you cooking, pursuing that culinary goal of yours?
No.
Were you doing dishes!?
I do not have a vagina.
Were you fixing something in the kitchen?
I was fixing the connection between my dick and your girlfriend's mouth.
Also, make me a sandwich.
lolnothx
Girlfriend!? I thought it was established I'm only interested in men.
...namely you, sweet prince :'(
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were Stickman.
Were you eating!?
Nopenope
Were you doing something hygenic?
I never wash.
Were you drinking?
MAYBE
But probably not.
Were you doing something manly for once in your life, you limp-dicked sour cunt?
Hey now.
My cunt is no more sour than yours.
RedBlueberries
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
Sinitech
I AM THE POLICE.