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Sinitech
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Crotch rot.

Posted by Sinitech - September 6th, 2010


I just found out that ctrl+w opens a nifty little help window. Newgrounds has everything.


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FUCK YOU

Alright.

AND THE MUSIC HITS THE BEAT,
A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.
AND THE MUSIC HITS THE BEAT,
A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.

I DON'T KNOW THIS.

ROLLERSKATES!!!

YES!

You don't know it because I fucking made it up when the FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO AWESOMETECH II HOLY SHIT.

WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU GET ON AIM AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT HOLY SHIT.

You know he's smart because he's got a binder. They had those in school, and smart people go to school. And that is why he is sooooo smart.

It's not a binder...

It's a book.

MADE OF BINDERS.

Also he's ~50 years old. Some how, that makes him better.

Oh lol

Lol oh.

Who-sa howws-sa what-sa doodle! Old people can't be rappers. A hippin' and a hopin' and a bippin' and a bobbin' and they don't what the JAZZ is all about!

I'd say they know exactly what the JAZZ is all about.

They just choose to pretend not to.

That could be... but do you suppose they know what the JIZZ is all about?

Probably not.

You know if you quit now we will forever brand you a hippie and a Caligula supporter.

I'm entirely okay with that.

In that case... sure... leave. No one here will miss you anyway.

No wait! Didn't mean what I said,...COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! Why, why... WHY!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!

Is that enough drama?

Nobody wanted any in the first place, you failure.

your a funny bugger. i'm 5'5" tall. but really it was funny. i lol'ed big time

I have my moments, I guess.

wtf

Wrangling Turtles is Fun? lolnigger

Wanking To Fillibusters!

Dicks.

nah i'm not sinitech i really am his friend i just came here to see if this n***a died or what cause he stopped signing into msn

plus he can't make a better trance song than the one i upload here on newgrounds [:

I deleted everyone from my MSN and AIM, except, like, one person on each.

I'll re-add you.

Don't re-add me, 'cause I'm not going to use AIM because... my account is sort of breached at the moment. I've been trying to get AOL to delete it, but they're a batch of smarmy bastards.

Why would anyone mess with your AIM account?

Because I dun goofed, that's why! And the consequences, well... yeah they'll be the same. But that is no excuse!!! I think someone put drain-o in my breakfast serial killer.

I put serial killer in my breakfast drain-o.

It's magically delicious.

Try delicious DRAIN-O now a part of a nutritious breakfast near you.

It really helps me get going in the morning.

I predict a new news post by November.

I predict I will be blowing my hot, sticky load all over your face by Sunday.

I thought that the position of Jolly Bananas was merely that of a figurehead.

That's just what they want you to think.

I gotta say, Seanbaby's version of the "Choose your own drug-fueled misadventure" made me laugh my ass off...he's among the better writers that keeps me coming back to Cracked time and time again.

If I had to pick a favorite internet comedian that was funny on the internet most of the time all the time, it'd easily be Seanbaby.

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