They waved among the trees at breakneck speed.

Like a green red blue reindeer, dead, lying down with a fawn... Copulating, having sex. Mating with a baboon with buffalo wings.

Introducing: my new beatpal account.

I've only got, like, three uploads at the moment, but one of them (stalker) has already been featured in the top ten list and is getting attention.

How this relates to anything here:

Because I'm spreading through sites similar to the one above like a plague, I probably won't be uploading to NG quite as often anymore, as it doesn't make sense to have something for sale on one site and freely downloadable on another. However, that doesn't mean I won't be uploading anything at all, so Stickman91 can still stalk my review sections if he so wishes.

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Boss 2010-05-03 06:28:00

what the fuck about the 9 inch dickasauras rex

Sinitech 2010-05-03 06:28:00

Paramedic fetus of the East, I'm from the church of the operating room.

NeverHundred 2010-05-03 11:56:19

This post makes perfect sense to me. Or maybe I'm just saying that... maybe I always just say that. Maybe I never understand anything, ever. Or maybe that's just you.

Sinitech 2010-05-03 11:56:19

I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. Ever.

Galneda 2010-05-03 17:37:39

So you're lazily having sex like a multi-colored dead deer with a hideous black chick eating spicy buffalo wings? You're an outstanding example to us all.

Sinitech 2010-05-03 17:37:39

I know.

You guys wish you were as awesome as me.

NeverHundred 2010-05-04 14:44:21

You shall make no cents from nonsense.

Sinitech 2010-05-04 14:44:21 (Updated 2010-05-04 14:48:16)

Amazing.

Shoebox, yes?

Galneda 2010-05-06 22:48:43

I think we should do it with class when we fuck inside the display sheds in Sears.

Sinitech 2010-05-06 22:48:43

Wear your Halloween costume, it's like the icing on the cake.

Galneda 2010-05-06 23:56:06

Which one, my Doctor Girlfriend/Jackie Kennedy outfit or Xandir from Drawn Together?

Sinitech 2010-05-06 23:56:06

Xandir.

Definitely.

Galneda 2010-05-07 05:37:14

Your user pic gets me harder than the glory holes at the truck-stop men's room.

Sinitech 2010-05-07 05:37:14

You have the best analogies ever.

I'm going to start writing this shit down.

NeverHundred 2010-05-07 23:04:41

I got my foot stuck in a bucket.

Sinitech 2010-05-07 23:04:41

Or did a bucket get stuck around your foot?

NeverHundred 2010-05-08 16:58:53

Or did you stick your bucket into a foot of... something. Maybe I stuck a stick of buckets into a foot of five feet.

WORRRRDS!!!

Sinitech 2010-05-08 16:58:53

Giggle gigle gielg goel glrf grgle.

NeverHundred 2010-05-09 00:24:40

Are you looking up at the rain again?

Sinitech 2010-05-09 00:24:40

noppp

NeverHundred 2010-05-10 15:26:28

are you looking at the bottom of the well again? Enough twenty questions! Just tell us who you work for!!!

Sinitech 2010-05-10 15:26:28

I'll never reveal such privileged information!

NeverHundred 2010-05-11 00:17:42

what if I ask nicely... or SHOUT REALLY LOUDLY!!!

Sinitech 2010-05-11 00:17:42

Well, maybe...

Galneda 2010-05-11 12:37:21

You get me so hot I sit on inappropriate things! TAKE ME, MAN-MEAT.

Sinitech 2010-05-11 12:37:21

I must respectfully decline, sir.

NeverHundred 2010-05-11 20:29:46

It's good to know despite everything you still have your dignity. Something I lost years ago...

Sinitech 2010-05-11 20:29:46

That reminds me, my dignity hasn't been cleaned in months.

Oliver 2010-05-12 02:09:06

I require sauce for your profile picture.

Sinitech 2010-05-12 02:09:06 (Updated 2010-05-12 02:15:13)

My profile picture and header are one in the same.

http://poorrichard.files.wordpres s.com/2009/09/square_bike_wheel.j pg

Makaga 2010-05-12 15:51:42

Rock fetus?
Where did that come from?

Sinitech 2010-05-12 15:51:42

Florida.

That's where all bad things come from.

Galneda 2010-05-13 01:40:55

In the inspiring words from James Hetfield, "FUCK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD-DAH"

Sinitech 2010-05-13 01:40:55

I had to count.

I feel dumb now.

NeverHundred 2010-05-13 17:07:26

Wait, a few posts up Oliver made a comment that I first read as, "I need source for your profile picture."

But he actually wrote SAUCE! Sauce is a word that looks terrible in all caps.

Sinitech 2010-05-13 17:07:26

SAUCE

NeverHundred 2010-05-14 03:22:53

FAUST!
I'm pregnant. Actually I had a dream where I was pregnant. And when I had the baby I looked down and it was my father. Is that normal?

Sinitech 2010-05-14 03:22:53

I sure do hope so.

Galneda 2010-05-14 04:42:58

Rorschach ink-blotch test's can really dig deep and tell us a little about your psyche.

I want you to tell me the first thing you see in this ink-blotch.

8========D

Sinitech 2010-05-14 04:42:58

I see a TIE fighter firing lasers at the Millennium Falcon.

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